Ms. Lisa Marie Presley

lisa-marie.jpg“Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Hear Ye!” The Town Hall’s stout marshal shouted before yelling again: “Come to order!”

Here is an attempt to sort out things with Ms. Lisa Marie Presley, yes that daughter, and of course mother of Riley. Yes indeed! There’s one in the oven so to speak; however, she wanted to make her own ‘timely’ announcement, and is really quite angered by the treatment she’s received based on her figure:

This is directly from Lisa Marie’s Blog at MySpace:

up-quote-blue.gif  After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures and articles in the media, I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack that I am in fact pregnant.

Once they got a glimpse of my expanding physique a few days ago, they have been like a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight. Starting with a London publication and then New York and Chicago all writing false defamatory degrading stories about all of the dark possible reasons I could be putting on weight. The US tabloids have been calling all day wanting confirmation on all kinds of insane theories.

Now that things are confirmed, hopefully they can stop all of the harassment and I can stop dodging the continuous bullets.

It is unfortunate that I couldn’t have announced something that is this much of a blessing and that has made us so incredibly happy under better circumstances.How they have handled themselves with this has been nothing short of irresponsible and disgusting. Pardon my seething contemptuous tone but ladies, You KNOW if you were pregnant and you felt you were expanding uncontrollably by the moment as a result and the worldwide media started badgering and harassing you for it, plastering you everywhere in an unflattering light, you would be mortified as well.  

Oh hell! Life’s just a beach, isn’t it! My heart goes out to Lisa Marie insofar as my own personal belief is that the main-stream-media and Paparazzi have gone way beyond what is even construed as ‘acceptable’ behavior. These quasi-professionals seem to think it’s okay to trample the Rhododendrons, Azaleas, Tulips, or Impatients just to get a picture.

More later...(promise..I have passion about this topic!)  

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